Why, Herr Anskov, why?? Of all the people whom I thought would show incriminating photos of me to the world, I would think it would be Dave. When 'tis really YOU the treacher! VENGEANCE SHALL BE MI...OK, I'm done now.
For all those who don't read Sween's blog, let these pictures serve as a warning: that last one is the result of ONE horrid drink that Sween deceived me into drinking, under the guise that it was the frou-frou vanilla stuff we'd be enjoying prior to that. Today's lesson, class? EVERCLEAR = DRINK SENT FROM THE SMOKING PITS OF HELL ITSELF.
Confidential to Sween: Why do you even HAVE that stuff?
Sorry, Chad. Pictures like those, have to be seen. And of course, there were worse pictures that I would never show. Let's do EC shots again real soon.
Your question to Katy is completely warrented, by the way - why does she and Matt even own that stuff?
The boy found it in (where else?!) Iowa when we were home one time. He thought it would be "fun to have a bottle around. I never planned to open it." That's what happens when a drunk Preston is around. I think he was the one who convinced a drunk boy to open the bottle. Then shots were poured. That was the second mistake. Third was letting a drunk me know that there was an untouched shot of Everclear lying around. Oh, the fun we had.
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Why, Herr Anskov, why?? Of all the people whom I thought would show incriminating photos of me to the world, I would think it would be Dave. When 'tis really YOU the treacher! VENGEANCE SHALL BE MI...OK, I'm done now.
For all those who don't read Sween's blog, let these pictures serve as a warning: that last one is the result of ONE horrid drink that Sween deceived me into drinking, under the guise that it was the frou-frou vanilla stuff we'd be enjoying prior to that. Today's lesson, class? EVERCLEAR = DRINK SENT FROM THE SMOKING PITS OF HELL ITSELF.
Confidential to Sween: Why do you even HAVE that stuff?
Sorry, Chad. Pictures like those, have to be seen. And of course, there were worse pictures that I would never show. Let's do EC shots again real soon.
Your question to Katy is completely warrented, by the way - why does she and Matt even own that stuff?
The boy found it in (where else?!) Iowa when we were home one time. He thought it would be "fun to have a bottle around. I never planned to open it." That's what happens when a drunk Preston is around. I think he was the one who convinced a drunk boy to open the bottle. Then shots were poured. That was the second mistake. Third was letting a drunk me know that there was an untouched shot of Everclear lying around. Oh, the fun we had.
First Everclear on Jess' blog, now Everclear on Matty's blog. Happy New Year!
BTW, that dude was DRUNK.
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