Apology to Chadley Kuyper

Dear Mr. Kuyper:

Please accept my sincerest apologies for misrepresenting you in my blog. The pictures, without explanation, make you out to look like a complete lush at the New Years festivities. Had the camera been pointed at me at the moment these were taken, you would have found me leaning over the kitchen sink feebly trying to keep from losing my cookies (and wild rice soup). It is in neither of our natures to debauch my friend, but we were sabotaged. I hope that these pictures in no way detrimentally influence anyone's opinion of your character, which has from the first been only ever honorable, trustworthy, and responsible (with a little speedbird thrown in there).

Yours in mortification for any harm I may have caused,

Speardane