Then Jean decided to do a graceful leap:
Earlier in the evening, a woman (who we nicknamed "The Ho") came over to where we were sitting and dragged me on to the dance floor. We danced for a bit as you can see, then she went to find some richer looking John, I guess - I saw her leave with a different guy 5 minutes later (she didn't have a coat on - is that significant? I'm not sure). Any way, here she is:
Then I danced with Shannon and Jean and gave them my "O" face.
Or maybe I was just shocked at this:
This woman was skankily dancing with this man, yet sported a pink triangle - hmmmm... just what message is she sending?
Yet none of this prepared us for the horror of the evening. Here you first see Shannon and my reaction:
Then, what we were looking at. Jean and Shannon call this woman "EW!" EW! and her man were all over each other.
This is how they ended EVERY dance:
EW! indeed. Thanks for a fun evening everyone!
5 comments:
Aren't you at work right now?? If you're blogging and posting pictures at work instead of writing personal injury websites...that's pretty awesome, actually.
In fact, you may be able to help me with some legal advice. Hoppers, in the second picture of him, is clearly ripping off one of my patented dance moves, The Dorkbot. I will be filing suit shortly.
But isn't it true that you took that move from the dance Julia Louis Dryfuss (a.k.a. Elaine) popularized in Seinfeld? This could get into a pretty heated legal case. Is a dance move considered intellectual property? In the picture of Hoppers there is obviously no intelligence going on. Hmmm....
Oh gosh Matt.
That was the best Tony Sims blog EVER. I loved it.
And, in regards to the last blog. There was no farting, sir.
Hilarious pictures. Best night ever. I'm so glad you could come out. But not "come out" in the pink triangle thong sense of the word. : )
very nice pictures good sir...perhaps one of the best photo narrations we've had of the MMC. See ya next week!
What? No pictures of you grinding the Ho? Wielders of Matt's camera, I am disappointed!
's ok. The photos are still high-larious. With the exceptions of the last two, which are hilariously gross. Creepy Old Making-Out People, let's hope the evening of romance didn't result in a child!
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