But if she agrees, she needs to promise that,
1) Her dogs won't eat Sidney
2) Her newest dog won't eat it's own crap and barf it up on Sidney's head (I've heard that's been known to happen)
3) Her dogs won't eat Sidney and barf her up on Panko's head
I need a good temporary home for my cat, Sidney for one year while I'm in Japan, but I need to insure she won't end up as a bag of bones in someone's garage.
So here's a short video just so everyone who has ever accused Sidney of being an evil, vindictive cat can see just how wrong they were:
If you have the sound up real good you can hear her purr. Isn't she the nicest cat you've ever met?
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I want your cat. How long would I have it for?
One year - until I get back from Japan at the end of January, 2007.
I do have to warn you that this video does show Sidney at her nicest - initially, she can be a bit cold until she gets to know you. I can tell you more if you're really interested.
Hey, I never repsonded before so I thought I should at least say that while I would *love* to take your cat (occasional evil and all) the Boy is severely allergic. We went through this when we discovered a litter of kittens living under our shed... he just can't do cats. Sigh.
Anyhow, it looks like you've got some options so hopefully this will work out. And say hi to your kitty for me. I think we bonded when I gave her some fresh water.
Never have I seen such a complete blue screen of death on a cat's face before, Erin. For those that weren't there:
Erin: Hi Sidney! [extends hand]
Sidney: [sniffs hand, finds hand order unsatisfactory, hisses viciously]
Erin: Oh fer Pete's sake. [keeps hand extended]
Sidney: [brain explodes]
I would love to have her hisses and grumpy meowing grace my apartment for a year...but the landlords forbid it. Poo.
Um, I believe I half-offered based on the answer to "does she have claws?" but someone neglected to answer me. Emerson needs a friend. He likes things that are furry and sesamestreet-esque like himself. And things that don't have silly fluffy names like Mr. Jingles and such.
Sidney does have back claws, but she does not use them to scratch upholstery or anything like that. If she's playing with you, she'll roll on her back while nipping at you with her pin-sharp teeth, batting at you with her clawless front paws, and lightly scratching at you with her back claws. I'm not sure how she'd do with Emerson - probably pretty well. She'd hate him for a while, ignore him for a while, then indulge him if he bated her to play (usually by batting him in the face and hissing before turning tail and slinking under the nearest couch.
my final word on Sidney? "saabr!" (that was my word verification word)
Matty!!
Email me!
Hmm....the word "order" in my previous comment should read "odor." Chad = badd spellr.
Um, I would take her if I didn't already own the world's stupidest and gayest dog (and I mean that my dog is literally a homosexual, and also I can call him that because he's my dog, and I would like to say that's not hate speech because I do not hate my dog because of his sexual orientation) but Truman would not be interested, as Sydney, despite the name, is a girl, and also she would probably eat Truman.
By the way, Matt, that is probably the longest video clip of a man petting a cat ever filmed. Every time I thought, "Well, this will wrap up soon" IT KEPT GOING.
Yeah, X:
It's just like that paper blowing in the wind in "American Beauty" - PURE ART.
I think the next movie I put on my blog will be a spooky one for halloween - it will be long and drawn out and you'll be screaming, "WHEN WILL IT END????? WHEN WILL THIS EVERLOVING FILM END???"
and then you'll die.
(This message brought to you by the verification word, "unerowcb." With the unerowcb2000 model, you now can single paddle your canoe while shootin' the breeze with your favorite truckers).
MATT!
Jen Brown here. You're going to Japan? YAY! What are you doing until then? What's your email address? If you have the time, it'd be fun to catch up with you (brownjenniferk@gmail.com).
Nice cat --- I hate cats.
Jen
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