What does one do when one is done with one's thesis? One impulse shops.

That title, by the by, was for Chad's student.

So, here's a Hitchcockian "shot-reverse-shot" depiction of what it's like to complete your thesis (complete with commentary)


Camera shows aprehensive grad student looking at his thesis


Cut to close up on eye staring at thesis. I like this one cuz it looks like Marion Crane's eye in "Psycho."


Camera cuts to a page of the thesis; "Goblin Market" is framed in the center.


Cut back to reaction shot of grad student (exhausted relief).

Um, yeah...I kinda bought a digital camera today.