Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simplyto serve as a warning to others.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a brokenfan belt and a leaky tire.
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Bravo. I think this one was meant for me:
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simplyto serve as a warning to others."
Happy New Year, Bony! Let's sing some Sinatra soon!
Yes, Herr Pee, we must soon sing some Sinatra with SpSp. But we need to get Sexsmith, Rossetti, and Kuyper up here to join in the fun.
My favorite saying in the list is:
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Yeah, I actually laughed out loud at that one.
How quickly you forget about me. I guess I shant be coming to partake in your big city fun. And here I was all ready to invite you to my NY party (new years, not new york, though others would believe differently). Yeah, I got a B in Dyer's class. I'm workin' on it though.
Love and snuggles.
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