Okay, now that I got that out of my system (and into your nightmares), I'm going to write about my enjoyable/scary/humorous/disturbing evening with Rick and Eric at the N.E. Palace in Minneapolis. First, the good stuff:
1. Eric, Rick, and I being the best singers in the place.
2. The over-abundance of women
3. Getting two condoms thrown to me by a woman named Mary Claire who thought my "Blue Christmas" was awesome (Note: I'm not the sucky three-time singer of this song that Rick is referring to in his blog - at least I hope not).
4. Rick and Eric singing "Careless Whisper"
5. Rick and I singing "Mrs. Robinson"
6. Free beer - Thanks, Bloody-P!
7. The Napper's overly excited voice, announcing us.
8. Rick's "Cuando, Cuando, Cuando" a la Englebert Humperdink.
Disturbing stuff:
1. The young, semi-pretty girl getting drunk off her ass.
2. The middle-aged drunken mom-type who kissed us all.
3. The bald guy who could sing heavy metal with the best of them, but seemed too interested in our table.
4. The toothless drunk woman in the old coat buying cigarettes from Eric for a quarter, and wouldn't stop talking to us.
5. My rendition of "My Life"
6. Being made to sing "Right Here Waiting" by Richard Marx.
It was a great evening, my fellow ween dogs; the only thing that would have made it better would have been to have had the rest of you there. Let's go again soon.
1 comment:
Fran Drescher! That pic of the toothless woman was SPOT ON!!!! Put a nappy stocking cap on her (that she may or may not have lifted off a dead guy)and we have a winner!
Matt, you're like the brother-seperated-by-a-year-and-a-half-because-our-parents-were-stupid-teenagers-who-didn't-use-birth-control I never had.
Remember when the "librarian" walked by, SP2 commented on it, and on cue we both launched into the "Mary! Mary! Don'tchya know me, Mary?" scene from 'It's A Wonderful Life' at the exact same time? That was creepily funny.
BeePmart
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