Three names you go by:
1. Matt
2. Matty
3. Hey you
Three screen names you have:
1. anskov
2. denbloabe
3. nsmchristensen5
Three things you like about yourself:
1. My eyes
2. My coif
3. My six-pack abs
Three things you hate about yourself:
1. My eyelashes (so long, they bang against my glasses and make my eyes do weird twitchy things)
2. My inability to remember uh... uh... hmmmm.....
3. The fact that I am a world famous push-over
Three parts of your heritage:
1. Danish ("All hail the Speardane!")
2. Dutch (not to be confused with Danish, all you dimwits)
3. Mestiza
Three things that scare you:
1. Eric's screenname
2. Babies that won't stop crying
3. Michael Jackson
Three of your everyday essentials:
1. A pocketknife
2. Two pieces of flint
3. Toilet paper
Three of your favorite bands/artists (at the moment):
1. Flaming Lips
2. Pink Martini
3. Turn Pale Mary
Three of your favorite songs at present:
1. Crocodile Rock
2. All American Recreation (all we sell is fun!)
3. Right Here Waiting
Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:
1. Write my thesis and graduate
2. Get a job teaching overseas
3. Get accepted into a good school for my doctoral work
Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
1. Intelligence
2. Wit
3. Creativity
Two truths and a lie:
1. I'm the nicest guy in the world.
2. I'm the nicest guy in the world.
3. I'm the nicest guy in the world.
Three physical things about the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to you:
1. A nice neck.
2. Small of the back.
3. Toned abs (like mine - sans treasure trail)
Three things you just can't do:
1. Pee through a...no wait...that's Kuyper.
2. Get pregnant (hard as I try)
3. Sit through an Adam Sandler movie.
Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Drawing
2. Playing Viola da Gamba
3. Reading
Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. Pee (I'll be right back)
2. Make a marionette puppet
3. Find out who Jack the Ripper was
Three careers you're considering:
1. Lit. professor
2. Own my own bakery
3. Vivisectionist
Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Copenhagen
2. Faroe Islands
3. England
Three kid's names:
1. Hector
2. Vincent
3. Hortense
Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Live
2. Co-write a mystery novel with the Dodge
3. Learn to put down the toilet seat.
Okay, someone else's turn.
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HORTENSE?
OK, a few things:
1. Sorry my screen name scares you (which one? Bloody P or "Show Me On The Doll Where To Touch You"?)
2. Nice Turn Pale Mary reference! We folkin' ROCKED, didn't we?
3.
1. I'm the nicest guy in the world.
2. I'm the nicest guy in the world.
3. I'm the nicest guy in the world.
Who's funny? YOU ARE! That made me laugh out loud.
4. "Pee through a...no wait...that's Kuyper." Damn, that was funny.
5. HORTENSE?
Happy New Yearz, BONY. Look at question #1. EVERYONE calls you Bony. No wait, that was like, 13 years ago and, like 5 people called you that...never mind.
Love,
Cat
HORTENSE! Someone ELSE knows that name! I always used that for my stock "bad name," as in (to my students): "Let's say Jessica writes a paper and turns in her all her drafts. She will do well. Hortense, on the other hand, turned in his paper late, and ripped it off from his roommate. He shall be have his knuckles broken."
Oh, and I miss you, pal. Glad we'll be back in Mankato tonight.
(Today's warm, gooshy comment provided by No Pee Pee)
Chad:
Yeah I can't believe anyone would even question the name Hortense. After all, the list only says "three children's names" not "names you like."
I miss you too, bud. See ya in a few hours. Wanna watch "Bullets over Broadway" before we hit McSween's?
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